Toilet Phone Sex slave

Toilet Phone Sex slaveI sure believe its true what they say about blondes having more fun, especially during Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex. Especially the ones that have little Itty Bitty cocks and know it! What’s the point of trying to hide the fact that your tiny prick isn’t even as big as a fat woman’s clit. *HaHa* I must ask you didn’t you ever wonder where the term “Clit Dick” came from? I have seen Shemales with bigger cocks than what you have. They love that they have the best of both worlds. But you my dear friend, you don’t even have the best from one world! It must suck to know you will NEVER be able to pleasure a woman with that pathetic piece of skin hanging between your legs. With two little shriveled up olive pits beside it, which you think constitute as testicles.

Come on guy, you are nothing more than a Toilet Phone Sex slave. That is the only thing I can think of that a woman would have any use for you as. Some one to dispose of her piss and shit as she goes through out her day. But you can probably find a woman that needs to have a permanent fluffer. Wouldn’t you love a cuckold relationship you worthless excuse of a man? If that sounds like you, then boy have you come to the right girl. I will make sure to use you in all the ways you deserve for having such Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex.

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Golden showers phone sexYou dream of your Mommy, don’t you?  You crave that golden nectar trickling down your throat from your Momma’s pussy!

Many of you boys out there know what it’s like to be with your Mommy Joan.  You secretly crave your Mommy’s Golden showers phone sex.  And your Mommy is all to happy to oblige your desires.

You love it when your Mommy has you lay down on your back and she squats over your face, where you can see her beautiful pussy, and let’s that Sweet Golden Nectar flow into your mouth!  You tell your Mommy how good her sweet nectar tastes and that you crave it all of the time.

So if you are looking for some Dirty Mommy phone sex with a twist then let this Mommy take care of your kinky desires!

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Sometimes even the most seasoned phone sex pro can have a deviant phone sex experience that leaves her bewildered. I am the type who does attract the deviants it seems so it is fitting that this sort of occurrence is commonplace on my line. Nothing prepared me for the piss fetish phone sex call I had the other day.

It started out quite normally. After the pleasantries were exchange the gentleman asked me if he could get high while we talked. I said sure, but planned to join him. He asked me to get naked and rub the joint on my pussy which always tingles and leaves me wet. Then he asked me to get a large-2 Liter bottle of water and start drinking. He said he would pay me for the entire time I drank the bottle, but he wanted me to know that he had a golden shower phone sex fetish. I was ok with this and was happy to have him on the line for the entire 60 min it took for me to drink the water.

We were both pretty high. He asked me if I had to piss and thinking that this was the penultimate time of the call I was ready to let it rip. He purchased 60 more minutes. I started to sweat. He said I had to hold in my piss while he told me a story. I said ok.

He said his best friend owned a tavern in Edinburgh, Indiana. He said that one night while he was tending bar a strange, old guy approached him to let him know something was wrong with the urinal in the men’s bathroom. His buddy, quite used to the shit and shenanigans that his bar crowd offered on the weekends wasn’t surprise, only jaded as he walked to the bathroom. The old man followed.

There in the drain of the urinal was a full on eye, and it was blinking.

Then a crash. A man darted out from the wall behind the urinal and he was soaked in piss.

“that was me the caller said.”

I planned it for quite some time. I was able to turn my buddy’s bathroom into a means by which I would satisfy my special urges. I was caught and had to do a short amount of time in jail for public indecency. How does it make you feel to talk to a phone sex deviant.

I am not that surprised, how many piss filled cocks did you empty into your eye?

I stayed there 4 days and 3 nights. My buddy pissed on me too.

Now I want you to stand up…and let your golden goodness run down your leg while you think about me taking it in both my eyes. He started cumming as I let the urine go.

Embrace the pleasure of fleshly encounters

golden showers phone sexHave I mentioned how glad I am to be back at this MILF phone sex thing? I really am. I am grateful for those who I knew back then to have found me and I am even more ecstatic for the new ones I get to drain on a daily basis. I really am a lover of all things sex related. Whenever a guy calls up and asks me to tell him what I am into I can honestly say anything. I mean it sincerely. Golden showers, group sex, wild fantasies–all that shit turns me on. I’m just a naturally horny, fun loving woman who believes that sex is to be enjoyed. Whoever said that said was a sin must’ve been impotent, or extremely unfuckable. I believe this world would be a much better place if people embraced the pleasure to be had from fleshly encounters. I am here to make you feel good about what you’re doing–and if feeling bad is what gets you off I’ll do that for you too. I will take you to a new level of phone sex enjoyment so do not hesitate to call me and get a taste of this sweet voice and nasty imagination.

Mommy Meredith loves her little ass boy BM

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I sat on the toilet and heard the front door open. I spread my legs to ready myself. BM loves to lick his phone sex Mommy Meredith’s dirty asshole. It is what he craves daily–so much so that he carries a pair of Mommy ass tainted panties where ever he goes.

BM has put my panties on his face–crotch draping down over his nose. So cute, but I can see him taking his hard cock in his hand to my intoxicating scent. That smell just deepens the grip I have over BM and makes him regress back to childhood. He not only wants his mother’s dirty ass–he NEEDS IT.

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Golden showers phone sex lovin’

toliet play phone sexMy dirty boy M showed up today and gave me the pleasure of sitting on his naughty face. I enjoyed M’s tongue licking and flicking my pink fleshy folds. Never one to waste a single drop of any fluid I produce, I had M press his lips into the crack of my pussy. I had him trace from my hole to my clit–and positioned his mouth just over my pee hole. He started to suck my clit and then I let myself erupt into a golden piss shower that was unrivaled. My tang overfilled his mouth and then I sat on his face. I let him take more of what I had to offer placing my ass over his mouth where he tongue fucked my anal fuck hole for a little while, cleaning it out and making it twitch with orgasm. I told M he’d need to cum all over my big tits and then we were going to take delight in kissing and licking it all up. It was wonderful to experience the after taste of my tasty fluids and cunt cream in M’s mouth as we mopped up the HUGE mess he made. Glad you’re back MP–had a great time on our call today.

  Do you crave a little golden showers phone sex?  Let me provide you with a tangy delicacy you will not soon forget!

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